The Vision The Product The Team Intranet

The Team behind the Success

Our team at HaHa Pharma is a diverse group of passionate innovators, scientists, and professionals dedicated to revolutionizing the pharmaceutical industry. United by a shared vision of creating groundbreaking solutions that improve lives worldwide, we combine expertise from various fields to drive our mission forward. Together, we are not just a team but a force for change, dedicated to making a meaningful difference.

Meet the CEOs

Michelle

Introducing Michelle, the dynamic CEO of HaHa Pharma. Despite being in the midst of her biology studies, Michelle's passion for research fuels our company's innovation. With a keen eye for leadership, she guides our team with seasoned expertise, drawing from her rich background in leading diverse teams. Committed to ensuring our products meet the highest standards of safety and efficacy, Michelle's dedication to improving healthcare is evident in every aspect of our work. We all benefit from the pharmaceutical excellence under Michelle's visionary leadership at HaHa Pharma.

Xaver

Meet Xaver, the dynamic and visionary CEO of our burgeoning pharmaceutical startup. At just 21 years old and currently pursuing a Bachelor's degree in Biology, Xaver brings youthful energy and cutting-edge scientific insight to the helm of our company. Driven by a passionate belief in the potential of our innovations to make a positive global impact, Xaver's leadership is both inspirational and transformative. While he understands the importance of financial success, his primary focus remains on leveraging science to better the world, ensuring our company thrives on a foundation of ethical and meaningful progress.

The Board

Jana

Market Manager

As Market Manager, Jana drives demand for our products through strategic outreach and engagement, skillfully putting her first class GA to use and ensuring our innovations have a target audience.

Sina

Graphical Design

As our Graphic Designer, Sina crafts visually compelling and impactful designs, enhancing our brand identity and effectively communicating our mission through creative and engaging visuals across all platforms.

Mario

CPFO

As our Chief Printer Fixing Officer, Mario expertly maintains and repairs our printers, ensuring seamless operations and minimizing downtime, allowing our team to work efficiently and stay focused on innovation.

Emma

COP

As our Chief of Pipetting, Emma ensures precision and accuracy in every experiment, maintaining the highest standards of laboratory practice and contributing to the success of our innovative research and development efforts.

Ladina

CPO

As Chief Placebo Officer, Ladina oversees our placebo portfolio, ensuring effective management and integration into clinical trials to maintain the highest standards of research integrity and scientific rigor.

Sira

MoC

As Manager of Confusion, Sira embraces and embodies confusion, using it as a catalyst to inspire innovative solutions and creative problem-solving within our team, turning uncertainty into opportunity.

Lisa

Sales Director

As Sales Director, Lisa drives our international sales strategy, expertly managing global markets and traveling extensively to build and nurture key relationships, ensuring our products reach customers worldwide.

Disclaimer

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